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The Wee Bit of MAD-NESS!
📅 November 21st: Teacher Training Fun Day Club! Madness
Take advantage of the upcoming staff training day on November 21st by booking your child into our supervised day club. This is a fun filled opportunity to safely include your child in exciting activities and positive association.
We offer a high-quality programme that lets you enjoy your day off with confidence, knowing your child is having a blast!
- Locations: We are operating in covered areas across:
- East Belfast
- West Belfast
- Surrounding Areas
Don’t miss out! Secure your child’s place for a day of guaranteed fun and engagement. Let the fun commence
PLEASE CONTACT US TODAY TO BOOK A SPOT
The Training Day Triumph: A Parental Address
(Start with a knowing smile and a slight, dramatic sigh of relief.)
“Friends, colleagues, fellow parents who are currently not wrestling a child into acceptable daywear—let us raise a glass! Or at least, a lukewarm cup of the staff room coffee we get to enjoy in blessed silence.”
(Pause for a little chuckle.)
“You see, today is a day of great professional development. We are here to master the nuances of differentiation, to debate the finer points of pedagogical excellence… But let’s be honest. For some of us, today is the professional equivalent of finding a $20 bill in an old jacket. It’s not just a training day…”
The Great Escape
“It is The Great Escape! It is a public service provided by the local authority, allowing us to develop our practice while our children are enjoying a ‘Fun-Filled, Full-Day Adventure’ at the After School Club. And let’s be clear: the club is not a babysitter. Oh no. It is an extension of their educational journey, featuring activities like ‘Competitive Glue Stick Sculpting’ and ‘The Art of Not Sharing the Good Crayons.'”
The Moral High Ground (Sort Of)
“Some might call this ‘taking advantage.’ I call it resource management! We are demonstrating the ultimate professional dedication. While others might have taken a ‘sick day’—a ‘sick day’ that would involve 8 hours of YouTube Kids and repeated demands for snacks—we are here. We are present. We are focused.”
(Lean in conspiratorially.)
“Why? Because we know that the alternative is chaos. And quite frankly, the training on ‘Effective Classroom Management’ is far less stressful than managing a 7-year-old who has just discovered the joy of glitter and is fueled purely by indignation and sugar.”
Conclusion
“So, to the dedicated staff at the Fun-Filled Club, we say thank you. And to us, the hardworking, strategic parents who managed to get a full, uninterrupted day of not being asked ‘Why?’ every five minutes, I say: Cheers! Let’s get back to this very important training… knowing that when we go home tonight, our children will be so exhausted from ‘Fun-Filled Adventure’ they’ll actually go to sleep on time!”
(Finish with a satisfied nod.)
⚽ The Belfast After-School Ballad 🥇
In Belfast town, where the shift ends late, And busy parents walk right through the gate, There is a name that eases every fear, A cheer for Mr. Sports—we’re glad he’s here!
No frantic calls, no sudden plans undone, He takes the children, guarantees the fun. From Cavehill breeze to the Lagan’s shore, They’re Northern Ireland’s best, and so much more.
The Pitch and The Peace
My wee one goes with a skip and a jump, No after-school slump, no childhood hump! They’re out on the pitch, or darting with speed, Planting the confidence a young heart will need. There’s dodgeball chaos and goalposts galore, With friendly staff who settle every score.
It’s childcare gold, a structure and grace, The ultimate lifeline for this working space. While Mummy signs papers and Daddy takes calls, The kids are outside, defying the walls.
Number One
They’re Number One, they wear the crown well, The best firm in the country, the stories they tell! It’s not just the games, the skills they impart, But the safe, happy feeling that settles the heart. The homework is finished, the energy spent, A day of pure joy, exactly as meant.
No need for guilt as the clock runs down fast, the memories they’re making are sure to last. So, raise up a cheer for the club and its name, The Belfast provider who champions the game! For Mr. Sports, you hold the gold star, Looking after our wee ones, no matter how far.
https://mr-sports.co.uk/summer-camps-northern-ireland/
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